Everyone needs some fun and a laugh from time to time. These car jokes are suitable for all ages and are sure to bring a smile to your face. Enjoy!
- What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
- What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
- What car does a snake drive?
An Ana-Honda.
- What happened to the frog who parked on the double yellow line?
His car got toad.
- What was wrong with the wooden car?
It wooden go.
- What snakes are found on cars?
Windshield vipers.
- Why can’t motorcycles hold themselves up?
Because they are two-tired.
- Where do dogs park their cars?
In the barking lot.
- What do you get when you cross a race car with a spud?
Crashed potatoes.
- Why do chicken coops have only two doors?
If they had four, they would be chicken sedans.
