10 Funny Car Jokes to Make You Smile

Everyone needs some fun and a laugh from time to time. These car jokes are suitable for all ages and are sure to bring a smile to your face. Enjoy!

1. What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.

2. What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

3. What car does a snake drive?

An Ana-Honda.

4. What happened to the frog who parked on the double yellow line?

His car got toad.

5. What was wrong with the wooden car?

It wooden go.

6. What snakes are found on cars?

Windshield vipers.

7. Why can’t motorcycles hold themselves up?

Because they are two-tired.

8. Where do dogs park their cars?

In the barking lot.

9. What do you get when you cross a race car with a spud?

Crashed potatoes.

10. Why do chicken coops have only two doors?

If they had four, they would be chicken sedans.